Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
Mr. Zog's Sex Wax

Mr. Zog's Sex Wax

Regular price $3.00 Save $-3.00
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Sex wax quick humps wax is the best for your stick. You cant go wrong with Mr. Zog's. Be sure to check the different temperatures of wax to ensure ideal stickiness.

While you are grabbing some new wax, don't forget to throw in a wax comb or wax remover to help keep your board looking fresh!

YELLOW LABEL: 
X-COLD to COLD - 58°F (14°C) & BELOW

PURPLE LABEL
COLD TO COOL - 
48°F to 68°F (9°C to 20°C) 

GREEN LABEL
COOL TO MID WARM - 
58°F to 74°F  (14°C to 23°C)

ORANGE LABEL
MID COOL TO WARM - 
64°F to 78°F (18°C to 26°C)

RED LABEL
WARM TO MID TROPIC - 
70°F to 84°F (21°C to 29°C)

BLUE LABEL (BASE COAT)
TROPIC - 
78°F  (26°C) & ABOVE

WHY IS IT CALLED SEX WAX?

In the beginning, Zog asked friend and artist, Hank Pitcher, to design a label for the new surf wax. Not one to shy away from controversy, Hank came up with a visually intriguing logo bearing the name "Sex Wax". Hank liked the name because it sounded phonetically cool. Zog liked it because it was attention-grabbing, absurd, and a great spoof on Madison Avenue's not so subtle attempts to use sex to sell a product.

Naming the product "Sex Wax" has led to some hilarious misunderstandings, some great stories, and some amazing letters from satisfied, but confused, customers. There are those who have been offended by the name and refused to purchase the product. There are those who have banned display of the logo at schools and family amusement parks. And then there are those who read the label and smile with the knowledge that the world needs all the humor it can get.

 

Please visit our customer care page for returns, exchanges and all customer service inquiries prior to placing your order.

HOLIDAY SHIPMENTS

If you would like to have your order shipped to you before December 25th, please place your online orders no later than Tuesday, December 12th

All standard orders typically ship within 5-10 business days, however, we cannot guarantee exact ship dates or receipt before the holidays.

If you would like to arrange to have your package express shipped, please contact us directly.

CANADA* SHIPPING RATES

If you prefer, choose CURBSIDE PICK-UP to avoid any costs and pop by our shop at your leisure to collect your online order.
FREE Curbside Pickup
FREE Orders over $175, exclusions below apply (shipped using ICS Expedited Parcel with tracking)
$15 Flat rate shipping for soft goods and select hard goods accessories for orders under $175
$25 Paddles, ISUPS, Surfskates, Bike Surfboard Racks
$40 Bulky items such as Travel bags, Skimboards, Bodyboards
$100 Surfboards shorter than 8 foot
$200 Surfboards 8 foot and longer
*Additional charges may apply for shipments to the Northwestern Territories and remote locations. Our team will contact you with a shipping quote
*For two or more boards contact  aloha@surfthegreats.org for an estimated shipping rate and quote
 

CONTINENTAL USA** SHIPPING RATES

FREE Orders over $250 anywhere in Continental United States (exclusions below apply)
$30 Flat rate shipping for soft goods and select hard goods accessories for orders under $250
$40 Paddles, ISUPS, Surfskates, Daybags, Bike Surfboard Racks
$60 Bulky items such as Travel bags, Skimboards, Bodyboards
$350 Surfboards under 8'0 ( Surfboards shipped to Continental United States only, shipping to remote locations may result in extra shipping costs )
**Additional charges may apply for shipments to Hawaii and Alaska, as well as remote locations in Continental States.
*For two or more boards contact  aloha@surfthegreats.org for an estimated shipping rate and quote 
Any duties, taxes or associated brokerage fees will be the responsibility of the customer
For additional shipping inquiries — please email us at aloha@surfthegreats.org.

INTERNATIONAL

We proudly ship worldwide and have shipped products to over 25 countries. International shipping rates are automatically calculated and shown at checkout. 

Additional shipping rates may apply depending on location and type of item. We will contact you if there are extra fees associated with your order and reserve the right to cancel your order and issue a refund if we are unable to ship your order at a reasonable price.

Orders will be packaged and ship out within 2 business days (our shop is closed Sundays and Mondays)